Wait… Who The Heck Are We?
The Block Bard writing service is a Copywriting and Consulting agency that does more than just sales and branding… We speak fluent internet!
We create words that move people to buy: scroll-stopping images, engaging emails and marketing strategies to ensure your other talents don’t get lost in the digital abyss.
Who We Work With
Everyone from dental practices to dog toy companies, education providers and dynamic little start-ups work with us to convert more customers and rank 1st page on Google.
When it comes to targeting that dream customer with performance-based copy and creatives, we’ll take you where you need to go. So you can get back to more important things (like inventing the world’s chewiest dog toy.)
Just a Few of our Satisfied Clients
Content Creation ***NEW***
Marketing Content
Sales Letters
Social Media Marketing/Ads Management
One-Liner
Google Page
Social Media Marketing/Ads Management
One-Liner
Website Copy
SEO E-Commerce Product Descriptions
One-Liners & Slogans
Top-Selling Sales/Newsletters
+ Upsell Email Sequence Marketing
Content Creation
S.M.M./Ads Management
Website & Mobile app copy
+Upsell & Empty cart Email Marketing
SMM & Content Creation
S.O.P. Documents & Content Creation
Facebook Ads for E-commerce
Door-to-door Sales Scripts
Why Work With TBB?
We are one of the only agencies out there that can offer you Guaranteed Marketing Services
We let you breathe by handling everything from Copy to Creative to Consulting
We create multi-platform advertising funnels and custom-tailored value ladders that set your business apart from its competitors, allowing you to scale with simple but effective automated systems.
Advertising with Funnel Vision
You want ads tailored to build awareness, tempt more research, convert window shoppers and remind your customers you still have plenty to offer. Sometimes these ads overlap. Sometimes they don’t.
One thing’s for sure–at The Block Bard, we know the pointiest end of the marketing funnel is long-term customer loyalty. So we’ll always make the most of your budget, and the best of your brand.
Did You know?
The #1 Reason Websites, Ads & Emails don’t convert their customers is Sales Copy!
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