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The Block Bard writing service is a performance-based, copywriting agency that does more than just sales and branding; we speak fluent internet.
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Everyone from dental practices to dog toy companies, education providers and dynamic little start-ups work with us to get results.
In fact, we’re proven (see Case-Studies/Proof-Pudding) to help businesses increase their sales from 5 to 6, sometimes 7 figures a month. So, when it comes to targeting that dream customer with performance-based copy and creatives, we’ll take you where you need to go. Meaning you can get back the more important stuff (like inventing the world’s chewiest dog toy).
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Many people know the #1 Reason Websites & Ads don’t convert their customers is Sales-Copy… yet they still neglect to hire a professional.
The amount of agencies we’ve worked with who didn’t even have a copywriter in the advertising industry is astounding, and part of what sets us apart when it comes to making the most of your Message and Brand.
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