The Block Bard writing service is a performance-based, copywriting agency that does more than just sales and branding; we speak fluent internet.
That means we create words that get people thinking [WOW], scroll-stopping images,memorable memes and marketing strategies that ensure our other talents don’t get lost in the digital abyss.
Everyone from dental practices to dog toy companies, education providers and dynamic little start-ups work with us to get results.
In fact, we’re proven (see Case-Studies/Proof-Pudding) to help businesses increase their sales from 5 to 6, sometimes 7 figures a month. So, when it comes to targeting that dream customer with performance-based copy and creatives, we’ll take you where you need to go. Meaning you can get back the more important stuff (like inventing the world’s chewiest dog toy).
We handle everything from copy to creative, growth to consulting. It’s our ability to laser-focus on a specific goal, angle and message that sets us apart.
– You need ads tailored to build awareness, tempt more research, convert windowshoppers and remind your customers you still have plenty to offer. Sometimes these ads overlap. Sometimes they don’t. One thing’s for sure – at The Block Bard® we know the pointiest end of the marketing funnel is long-term customer loyalty. So we’ll always make the most of your budget, and best of your brand.
Many people know the #1 Reason Websites & Ads don’t convert their customers is Sales-Copy… yet they still neglect to hire a professional.
The amount of agencies we’ve worked with who didn’t even have a copywriter in the advertising industry is astounding, and part of what sets us apart when it comes to making the most of your Message and Brand.
With an offer like “Our Ads WillBeat Yours, or Your Money-Back.” our business depends on delivering to YOURS the most bang for buck, no matter what!
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The reason nations like the United States and Canada have a Republic (Roman), a Democracy (Greek), and Figurehead Representative as the President or Prime Minister, is because the American founding fathers found it best to study the history of other great nations, and even bad ones, before founding their own.
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Just like getting permission to sell the stars is a little far-fetched and out-there no matter who your lawyer is, NFT’s are too regulated by the people who said it was illegal to ride share without a cab license.. and then started Uber.
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Even though Americans abhorrence for monarchies is well known, having a president goes back to the ancient times of Kings and having someone to see to as a leader, and/or blame as a failure, which Rome did not have from Romulus 700B.C. to Caesar 36B.C.
Just like getting permission to sell the stars is a little far-fetched and out-there no matter who your lawyer is, NFT’s are too regulated by the people who said it was illegal to ride share without a cab license.. and then started Uber.
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BUT… the only reason they can’t, is only because they listened to the people who told them they couldn’t.
Success can be defined as the progressive realization of any worthy ideal.
“Just so long as you can be talked out of yourself, you deserve to be.”
– Alan Watts
The number one reason an ad resonates with its audience, and better yet, continues to resonate for weeks, or even months after, is not the creative… and sadly it’s not the copy either… it’s the Marketing Angles. Great Marketing Angles set themselves apart from the crowd by touching on human principles of influence from anContinue reading “Marketing Angles: 8 Examples to Copy”
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