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How To Establish And Create A Selling Machine

$5 per lead
$50 per application
$300 to acquire a client
$2k per client per month
$24k per year
10 clients = $240k per year
42 clients = $1,008,000.00

Hello 7 figure business!

That’s the math.

Now let me show you how we do it.

Day in, day out.

In over 416 different industries and niches.

And have generated $1.33 billion in sales (and counting) doing so.

Listen, what I can tell you is this…

Achieving predictable results like this is never a result of ‘magic pixie dust’ sprinkled on ‘crossed fingers’ with a dash of ‘let’s hope and pray this works’.

It’s a result of having a predictable ‘selling system’.

A simple process.

But I see business owners constantly getting distracted…

Chasing the latest shiny object.

OMG!

Should I blog?

Start a podcast?

Should my funnel have two upsells or three?

What about chatbots?

Everybody’s talkin’ bout chatbots…lemme give one them a go.

And they end up doing a little bit of this…a little bit of that.

Soon, they’re tearing out their hair with all the things they “have to” do.

They’re constantly busy.

Keep’n up with the latest guru’s shiny new tactic.

But their business is stuck.

Because they’re not even sure if any of it’s actually working!

Look, you could do all that.

Most of your competitors do.

Or…you could focus on a simple selling system that works.

No more wasted time.

No more lighting your money on fire.

No more “try it and see” praying to the marketing gods.

Instead a simple, systematic process with clear KPI’s.

Hit your KPI’s and continue to summit the next mountain.

Don’t hit them?

Tweak, iterate and move forward.

This is what my clients and I are doing in private.

Building predictable and consistent 7 and 8 figure businesses.

While our competitors are mindlessly running around in tactical hell.

If you’re making this mistake in your business and don’t make a change, I’m sorry but you don’t have long left.

Your business will soon be extinct.

This new digital economy will chew you up and spit you out.

Because, unless you get this whole sales and marketing ‘thing’ sorted…

You’re screwed.

Like royally.

And I don’t mean kinda sorted.

I’m talkin’ Marie Kondo sorted.

Like folded neatly and put away into little draws sorted.

I’m talking about building a predictable ‘selling machine’…

Where you know exactly how many leads you’ll get each week…

And how many of those you’ll be able to get on the phone…

Then, how many of those prospects will convert into paying clients.

And how much revenue you’ll do each month.

I call this ‘scientific customer acquisition’.

Wanna see one of these ‘selling machines’ in action?

And witness, firsthand, how to get high-paying clients coming to you…

If so, you’re in luck.

Because I’ve just put together a free training that does exactly that.

I’ll show you step-by-step how the whole thing works.

From ad to sales call.

Watch it for free here:

P.S. Look, I can honestly say…Without a shadow of a doubt. If you need more clients…This ‘selling system’ is going to change everything for you.

And I’m actually crazy enough to put my own money on the line and guarantee it!

That’s right, I call it the $100,000 “Sales Funnel Bounty”. What this means is, just to prove this ‘system’ really is THE most potent, and most effective funnel that exists for getting hordes of new clients…

I’m putting my own money on the line!

Look, I know this sounds crazy. But it’s just one of the reasons why entrepreneurs like Authority Figure are saying things like…

“One of the best marketers in the world right now is a gentleman from Country named Your Name.”

Anyway, you can see what this is all about and more on this free training here:

LINK

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How Does This Help My Business?

Mackenzie Andres, Founder & Head of Copy at The Block Bard group has written ads in over 27 different industries and put some [100’s] of his personal favourites in the public domain for you and your company to learn what’s working.

Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours, and

WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

***Disclaimer Please Read***

All ads are either written for personal business purposes by me, or taken directly from your competitors. We will NEVER EVER post content we create for our Clients.

WARNING: You Are NOT Ready To Advertise to Your Audience Until You’ve Downloaded ourFREE 1-Page Dream Customer SystemCalled the “Plan-0 Market Method”

This is the First sheet we make every Client fill-out before working with us… just hit GET IT NOW

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Download Free Copywriting Bible…

Good luck wasting your time…. if you didn’t straightly jump to learn Copywriting from this copywriting Bible

Well friend,
I came across this book so late that I regret every penny…
…I spent on those so-called copywriting books.
No kidding.
I don’t want to exaggerate much about it
But (it is a big but)
I can’t hold myself back.
The book is filled with practical copywriting strategies and ideas…
If you start implementing those ideas from today will get you results in 2 months from now.
I promise you that.
Talking about myself…
This book helped me land a high-paying client immediately…
… after implementing every bit of action said in the book.
I closed Him on $800 for a 14-page sales letter.
What a day that was!
That is why It is named:
TAKE THEIR MONEY.
This book is written by Legendary Financial Copywriter ____________________

Thank me later.

Your Facebook Friend
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Ps: Look… I have made 2-page notes on the book. It roughly summarizes everything in it.

If you want my notes free of cost.

Just Ping me in the box.

Welcome to The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File

Congratulations… You’ve found it.

The Holy Grail of Message-Marketing

Where we’ve taken dozens of engaging ads, and organized them under keywords in your industry.

Watch Read & Learn…
How Does This Help My Business?

Mackenzie Andres, Founder & Head of Copy at The Block Bard group has written ads in over 27 different industries and put some [100’s] of his personal favourites in the public domain for you and your company to learn what’s working.

Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours, and

WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

***Disclaimer Please Read***

All ads are either written for personal business purposes by me, or taken directly from your competitors. We will NEVER EVER post content we create for our Clients.

WARNING: You Are NOT Ready To Advertise to Your Audience Until You’ve Downloaded ourFREE 1-Page Dream Customer SystemCalled the “Plan-0 Market Method”

This is the First sheet we make every Client fill-out before working with us… just hit GET IT NOW

FREE Plan 0 Market-Method DOWNLOAD

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3 Deadly Sins Of Email Marketing…

The 3 Deadly Sins Of Email Marketing 😵

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Email gets a bad wrap.

It’s not like any kids are dreaming of becoming an email marketer when they grow up lol

If you told your friends you do email marketing for a living, they’d probably give you the ole “damn that sucks for you”…

But they probably don’t know that email marketing generates billions of dollars every year!

You read that right. Billions with a B!

The problem isn’t email marketing, it’s bad marketing in general, and the people who do bad marketing do it in email, social media, advertising… everywhere.

They just suck at marketing and they’ll suck at it no matter what kinda marketing they’re doing!

They give people like me a bad reputation and I’ve had about enough!

When it comes to email, there are some things that MUST be avoided if you don’t want your emails to suck like most of them being sent by other businesses.

Here are the top 3 deadly sins of email marketing:

  1. Just sending sales emails every single time an email is sent.

This should go without saying but I’m consistently surprised by what lands in my inbox.

If all you’re doing is trying to sell stuff and never offering anything of any value, it won’t be long before people stop opening your emails all together.

It should be a top priority to put valuable content in your emails so your readers have a reason to open and read them.

If they aren’t getting anything out of it, they won’t care about anything you have to send them.

  1. Not making any kind of personal connection with the reader

In case you haven’t noticed, marketing has changed a ton over the last number of years and continues to change by the day!

People used to be perfectly happy buying from a brand they trust, but as things progress, “trusted brand” is becoming a bit of an oxymoron.

Nowadays people want to buy from people. They’re aware that there is a real person behind every brand and they don’t want to buy from some faceless organization. They want to know they’re buying from a real person they can trust.

That’s why personal connection is becoming more and more important for success with every passing day.

Anything you can do to show your readers you’re human and relatable will help to improve the response you will get.

A good rule of thumb here is to always put relationships above sales. If you focus on building good relationships with your customers, making sales will never be a problem.

  1. Not sending enough emails

This one might sound counterintuitive, but trust me, it’s a huge mistake that leaves thousands on the table.

I hear it all the time, “I don’t wanna send too many emails and annoy my readers”

I get it.

It makes sense…

…If you’re sending crappy emails that have no real value for the reader.

But if the readers get something they want from reading your emails, they’ll keep coming back again and again and they’ll always be hungry for more!

Think of it this way:

If every time you saw me, I told you about some vague opportunity and asked you for $10, how long would it take for you to get annoyed when I showed up?

But if every time I saw you I gave you $5 for no reason, would you ever get annoyed that I showed up?

Of course not! You’d have to be crazy!

That’s the same idea with email marketing!

If you’re truly focused on giving valuable content to your readers they’ll never get annoyed and they’ll always be happy to open your emails!

And when people get excited to open and read your emails, email marketing gets infinitely easier!

If you’re only sending one email a week, or worse yet, one a month 😱 then your readers will forget who you are and why they signed up to your list.

And if they love your emails they’ll be disappointed to hear from you so rarely.

So don’t skimp on the value, and don’t skimp on the volume. Send plenty of emails and keep your readers engaged and happy!

It really is the secret sauce to great email marketing!

I hope this was useful for you and you are able to put it into action to help improve your results.

If you ever have any questions or if you’re looking for some help with your email marketing, feel free to shoot me a DM and I will get back to you as soon as I can.

Thanks for reading! You’re a remarkable human being!

I’ll see ya soon!

NAME

Welcome to The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File

Congratulations… You’ve found it.

The Holy Grail of Message-Marketing

Where we’ve taken dozens of engaging ads, and organized them under keywords in your industry.

Watch Read & Learn…
How Does This Help My Business?

Mackenzie Andres, Founder & Head of Copy at The Block Bard group has written ads in over 27 different industries and put some [100’s] of his personal favourites in the public domain for you and your company to learn what’s working.

Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours, and

WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

***Disclaimer Please Read***

All ads are either written for personal business purposes by me, or taken directly from your competitors. We will NEVER EVER post content we create for our Clients.

WARNING: You Are NOT Ready To Advertise to Your Audience Until You’ve Downloaded ourFREE 1-Page Dream Customer SystemCalled the “Plan-0 Market Method”

This is the First sheet we make every Client fill-out before working with us… just hit GET IT NOW

FREE Plan 0 Market-Method DOWNLOAD

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I’d Give Anything To Know How To Finally Rank #1 On Google…

“I’d give anything to know how to finally rank #1 on Google”

Let’s not beat around the bush here, amigo.

You’ve tried SEO.

More than once.

It didn’t work… surprise, surprise.

And, you’ve had it up to your eyeballs…

With lying SEO agency scum bags.

Who sold you the world, and at best, delivered an atlas.

Lemme guess, you signed up for some 30-keyword package…

On a promise, it would get you to the top of Google.

Then, these so-called ‘experts’ spammed your website with “SEO copywriting”.

Yep, they filled it with incomprehensible gibberish…

That made it look like your website had a keyword spasm.

And after months of “this takes time – please be patient”.

To generate our clients 1000, 5000, or even 40,000 free website visits per day!

With nothing to show.

You take a deep breath, 2 shots of tequila, throw your MacBook out the window…

And rage quit.

Then you take your budget and go back to good ol’ Mr Google or Mrs Facebook ads.

In walks the devil

Listen here…

While Facebook and Google Ads are great…

The fact is…

The highest-converting, most valuable, and profit exploding traffic… on planet earth comes from Google’s organic listings.

And if you don’t show up on Google when your prospects search for what you’re selling…

You may as well not exist at all.

Seriously.

So… If you’ve put all your eggs in the Facebook & Google Ads basket…

These alarming stats will likely scare the pants off you!..

The average cost per click on google ads has increased 244% in 4 years!

But it’s not just Google.

The average CPC on Facebook has increased by 171% in the last 12 months.

And it’s expected to more than DOUBLE again this year!

So this very ad that you’re reading right now, is only going to get less and less profitable for us.

Because the price to advertise on these channels only ever goes one way… UP!

It’s fiercely competitive.

And it’s only going to get worse.

As more advertisers flood online.

But listen, if you’re sick and tired of the rising cost per click bloodbath…

And you truly, want to finally rank #1 on Google…

Then we have good news…

We’ve discovered an effective new and unique way to rank #1 on Google…

In the most competitive markets, for the most profitable search terms.

Guaranteed!

And we’ve just detailed how it works in a brand new FREE report that reveals…

The shocking Insider SEO trade-secrets that open the floodgates to free google traffic.

We’re talking about the up-to-the-minute strategies we’re using right now…

To generate our clients 1000, 5000 or even 40,000 free website visits per day!

And you can get your hot little hands on this report for free…

By simply entering a valid email address here:

LINK

It’s a fast and easy-to-read report…

That’s packed with sales-exploding strategies you can use immediately.

When you get to the end, our hope is, you’ll be so impressed…

That you’ll reach out for help in implementing it.

But you certainly don’t have to.

In fact, if you’re not feeling it, simply click “unsubscribe” at the bottom of that first email and you’ll never hear from us again.

Does that sound fair?

I hope so.

Because these SEO secrets are worth millions.

Anyhoo.

Go and get your copy now, before this page comes down.

LINK

Stay strong partner

Your free report awaits!

P.S. If you would like a guaranteed way to finally rank your business #1 on Google…for the most valuable search terms in your market…

Then this will be the most exciting report you’ll ever read.

Welcome to The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File

Congratulations… You’ve found it.

The Holy Grail of Message-Marketing

Where we’ve taken dozens of engaging ads, and organized them under keywords in your industry.

Watch Read & Learn…
How Does This Help My Business?

Mackenzie Andres, Founder & Head of Copy at The Block Bard group has written ads in over 27 different industries and put some [100’s] of his personal favourites in the public domain for you and your company to learn what’s working.

Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours, and

WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

***Disclaimer Please Read***

All ads are either written for personal business purposes by me, or taken directly from your competitors. We will NEVER EVER post content we create for our Clients.

WARNING: You Are NOT Ready To Advertise to Your Audience Until You’ve Downloaded ourFREE 1-Page Dream Customer SystemCalled the “Plan-0 Market Method”

This is the First sheet we make every Client fill-out before working with us… just hit GET IT NOW

FREE Plan 0 Market-Method DOWNLOAD

Thank-You for visiting The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File


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Recently burned by a bad coach? Read This…

During one of my launches, someone emailed me and said:

“I just spent $$$ on a coach whose promises were high and let’s just say I wish I had my money back. I’ve been recently burned again so it’s not the money, but the “when will this work”?”

I could write a thesis on how messed up the business coaching industry is with razzle-dazzle marketing promises that don’t match the delivery.

So I get it.

But the reality is, no business coach can answer that question for you.

And anyone who tries to, well…

Also known as deceptive marketing practices to “close the sale”.

Without knowing you, how you can help people, what resources and capabilities you have – I can’t tell you if it’s going to take 3 months or 3 years.

Instead, here’s what someone who actually cares and has invested over $40k in coaches and courses to grow her own business would say:
This will work when you pick one core offer to focus on (whether it’s a course, 1-1 service or a membership), you decide on one clear message (even if it means alienating some part of your current audience), and one sales engine (generally webinar or phone sales) and become open to refining your marketing pieces (sometimes, multiple times to get it right).
This will work when you stick with that plan for at least 6 months, gather all the data each month, compare it against industry benchmarks for your niche and make small incremental improvements. And during this phase, you stay the course even when you feel like burning it all to the ground, starting over or giving up.
This will work when you decide that even if the original plan you first created isn’t working exactly as you hoped, you trust yourself that you can figure out what’s not working and you’re capable of fixing it.
Because for you, there’s no Plan B.
That’s when this will work.
And then, after it works enough times that you see a pattern of profits, Congrats!
You now get the grand prize of a whole new bunch of challenges.
(scaling, hiring, rising ad costs, changing organic algorithms, mindset hurdles to overcome, program updates, customer service issues that come with growth, etc.)
Like raising a child, the work is never really done.
But if your “why” – your purpose for doing this in the first place – is bigger than all these challenges combined – then…
It.will.work.for.you.

Next Thursday, I’m hosting a free live class where I show you exactly HOW it can work and WHY it’s possible for you in 2022.

Learn: The _____________ Method™: How My Students Make 5-Figures PER MONTH With a ____________ Funnel™

(without complicated tech, non-stop posting on social media or being chained to your laptop 24/7) 👇👇👇

SAVE YOUR SEAT WITH JUST 1-CLICK

SAVE YOUR SEAT WITH JUST 1-CLICK

When: DATE @ 7pm EST or 4pm PST

Always rooting for your success,

P.S. – When I share testimonials of my students making $20k, $50k and even $100k months, it’s always meant to inspire you and show you what’s possible when my roadmap, tools and years of experience is shared with someone that’s dedicated and determined to make it happen.

If that’s you, then, SAVE YOUR SEAT HERE WITH JUST 1-CLICK

Can’t wait to meet you live!

Welcome to The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File

Congratulations… You’ve found it.

The Holy Grail of Message-Marketing

Where we’ve taken dozens of engaging ads, and organized them under keywords in your industry.

Watch Read & Learn…
How Does This Help My Business?

Mackenzie Andres, Founder & Head of Copy at The Block Bard group has written ads in over 27 different industries and put some [100’s] of his personal favourites in the public domain for you and your company to learn what’s working.

Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours, and

WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

***Disclaimer Please Read***

All ads are either written for personal business purposes by me, or taken directly from your competitors. We will NEVER EVER post content we create for our Clients.

WARNING: You Are NOT Ready To Advertise to Your Audience Until You’ve Downloaded ourFREE 1-Page Dream Customer SystemCalled the “Plan-0 Market Method”

This is the First sheet we make every Client fill-out before working with us… just hit GET IT NOW

FREE Plan 0 Market-Method DOWNLOAD

Thank-You for visiting The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File


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Christmas Marketing “I Bought a Company”: secret message from ‘Public Figure’

Hey – I’m not sure if you heard or not…

But one of my BIGGEST mentors in this game of business is a legend named ‘Public Figure’.

BY FAR the most quoted “guru” in the _________ industry…

In fact, if you look at “marketing genealogy” – all roads lead back to ‘Public Figure’.

Every marketing “guru” in every industry, originated from ‘Public Figure’.

He was the first… and he is the best – hands down.

But what most people don’t know is that earlier this year, we decided to ‘Public Figure’s COMPANY!?!

WHY!?!

Well, for a few reasons.

1st – ‘Public Figure’ is a legend…

2nd – Most of the things that you are able to do inside of Your Product/Service were first thoughts and ideas inside of his brain… we just turned them into software to make it easy to implement!

3rd – I wanted to get ‘Public Figure’s TRAINING into YOUR HANDS.

If you’ve ever tried to buy any ‘Public Figure’ courses in the past, you know that most of them START at $2k, and go up to $10k or more… JUST FOR A COURSE!?!

For many people, this is a lot to start with…

So, my first task as the NEW OWNER of “___________________________” (that’s the name of ‘Public Figure’s company) is to get some AMAZING stuff into your hands…

And a HUGE discount…

So – I need you to put this on your calendar:
DATE

^^^ that is the MOMENT that I’m going to make you my first “irresistible ‘Public Figure’ offer.”

Yes, this day will be like Christmas for Marketing Nerds like me (and so I wanted to make sure you are prepared!)

A few things to prepare for your “Marketing Christmas Present”

Step #1 – Go get on a pre-launch list here:

LINK

Step #2 – I’m also re-launching ‘Public Figure’’s podcast… with a TON of amazing ‘Public Figure’ stuff… so if you want samples from the greatest marketing mind to ever play the game, go and subscriber to the podcast here:

LINK

Ok – that’s it for today! I can’t wait to send you your Christmas present on Tuesday!!!

Thanks,
Your Name
P.S. – One Liner/Slogan

Welcome to The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File

Congratulations… You’ve found it.

The Holy Grail of Message-Marketing

Where we’ve taken dozens of engaging ads, and organized them under keywords in your industry.

Watch Read & Learn…
How Does This Help My Business?

Mackenzie Andres, Founder & Head of Copy at The Block Bard group has written ads in over 27 different industries and put some [100’s] of his personal favourites in the public domain for you and your company to learn what’s working.

Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours, and

WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

***Disclaimer Please Read***

All ads are either written for personal business purposes by me, or taken directly from your competitors. We will NEVER EVER post content we create for our Clients.

WARNING: You Are NOT Ready To Advertise to Your Audience Until You’ve Downloaded ourFREE 1-Page Dream Customer SystemCalled the “Plan-0 Market Method”

This is the First sheet we make every Client fill-out before working with us… just hit GET IT NOW

FREE Plan 0 Market-Method DOWNLOAD

Thank-You for visiting The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File


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Men’s Fitness: Don’t believe the lies that you tell yourself that reinforce these unconscious behavior patterns:

You are the collection of your Habits
Don’t believe the lies that you tell yourself that reinforce these unconscious behavior patterns :

  1. Binge Eating
    No amount of food or comfort is going to cover up the reality of the situation your in. Addictions are just forms of escapism that numb the mind and distract us from the TRUTH.

Learn how to find it within yourself to withhold from the things that give you the immediate comfort or satisfaction and start paying your future self.

  1. Letting external forces influence your inner state.

Feeling bad for yourself for being in this situation and blaming things that are out of your control leads to the perpetual reinforcement of victimhood.

Everyone has forces working against them but you always have control of your inner state.

Take right action each day in the form of small incremental steps, practice self-awareness without judgement, and watch the world around you change for the better.

Challenge yourself to be better each time!

Let me know in the comments below how you are focusing on overcoming these selfdestructive patterns.

Stay Strong, Stay Wild…

Your Name

Welcome to The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File

Congratulations… You’ve found it.

The Holy Grail of Message-Marketing

Where we’ve taken dozens of engaging ads, and organized them under keywords in your industry.

Watch Read & Learn…
How Does This Help My Business?

Mackenzie Andres, Founder & Head of Copy at The Block Bard group has written ads in over 27 different industries and put some [100’s] of his personal favourites in the public domain for you and your company to learn what’s working.

Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours, and

WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

***Disclaimer Please Read***

All ads are either written for personal business purposes by me, or taken directly from your competitors. We will NEVER EVER post content we create for our Clients.

WARNING: You Are NOT Ready To Advertise to Your Audience Until You’ve Downloaded ourFREE 1-Page Dream Customer SystemCalled the “Plan-0 Market Method”

This is the First sheet we make every Client fill-out before working with us… just hit GET IT NOW

FREE Plan 0 Market-Method DOWNLOAD

Thank-You for visiting The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File


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Two extremely overlooked factors that may be preventing you from losing the GUT!!

You are the collection of your Habits
Two extremely overlooked factors that may be preventing you from losing the GUT!!

Inflammation: There’s good and bad inflammation but most of the population is walking around plagued with chronic inflammation.

Essentially, chronic inflammation is cell dysfunction which leads to dysfunction and accumulation of adipose fat cells.

Insulin Insensitivity: The foods your eating and more importantly, how efficiently your body metabolizes those foods directly influences your insulin levels.

If you are taking in more sugars and carbohydrates than your body knows what to do with, then you are bound for insulin insensitivity, excess storage of fat cells, and eventually prediabetes.

If you think you need help in this area or want a more complete easy to follow guide, I want to gift you FREE access to my “___________________.”

To add to that, you will also have access to my “RESTORE” recipe book, designed to eliminate inflammation and increase insulin sensitivity to help you restore your body back to it’s primal state.

My gift to you,

Just comment “INTERESTED” below and I’ll send you the link.

Your Name

Welcome to The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File

Congratulations… You’ve found it.

The Holy Grail of Message-Marketing

Where we’ve taken dozens of engaging ads, and organized them under keywords in your industry.

Watch Read & Learn…
How Does This Help My Business?

Mackenzie Andres, Founder & Head of Copy at The Block Bard group has written ads in over 27 different industries and put some [100’s] of his personal favourites in the public domain for you and your company to learn what’s working.

Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours, and

WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

***Disclaimer Please Read***

All ads are either written for personal business purposes by me, or taken directly from your competitors. We will NEVER EVER post content we create for our Clients.

WARNING: You Are NOT Ready To Advertise to Your Audience Until You’ve Downloaded ourFREE 1-Page Dream Customer SystemCalled the “Plan-0 Market Method”

This is the First sheet we make every Client fill-out before working with us… just hit GET IT NOW

FREE Plan 0 Market-Method DOWNLOAD

Thank-You for visiting The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File


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10 tips to power-up your writing ⚡

Tips and tools to help you write like an expert

Writing can be really hard work. Unruly texts escape your attempts to create a logical structure. Topics can overlap so much you can’t tell where one article ends and another begins. And of course, there’s the dreaded writer’s block. How do expert copywriters deal with these kinds of issues?

We’ve collected the 10 best copywriting tips from experts to help you level up your writing.

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Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours, and

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LifeHacks & LinkCity: Why you should try Telegram, a new LEGO Architecture set, Google’s secret pinball game, and more

Finding a dedicated messaging app for your family, sports team, or band can be a bit of a challenge. But what if the best messaging app has been hiding in plain sight?

Telegram launched in 2013, and it’s slowly grown into one of social media’s great hidden gems. Its messaging tools are incredibly robust, with options to schedule or edit anything you send out. Plus, Telegram works on all platforms, and its use of Chat Groups and Channels can help you and your friends communicate in a private or public community. Check out our top story to learn more about Telegram!

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How to Avoid Buying a “Fake” HDMI 2.1 Cable

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Mackenzie Andres, Founder & Head of Copy at The Block Bard group has written ads in over 27 different industries and put some [100’s] of his personal favourites in the public domain for you and your company to learn what’s working.

Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours, and

WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

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All ads are either written for personal business purposes by me, or taken directly from your competitors. We will NEVER EVER post content we create for our Clients.

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Men’s Fitness: I don’t say this lightly…

I don’t say this lightly…

If you want to lose the weight and keep it off…

the 1 # exercise you should focus on is HABIT.

If you want to lose 12-24lbs and feel what it feels like to look down and see your flat stomach again.

If you want to feel powerful and confident in your body again and in social gatherings.

If you want to look in the mirror and feel attractive AND

Feel what it feels like to be lusted over by your wife again.

Then your going to have to take an honest look at your habits and your behaviors.

This is the single most important factor when wanting to experience lasting transformation.

It’s not supposed to be a diet and training transformation.

To become the strongest version of yourself, you’re going to have to undergo a complete life transformation.

And that starts with your habits and behaviors.

The men who have gone through my “________________” Transformations understand this.

They experience radical results in body and mind, losing and average of around 20lbs DESPITE being incredibly busy, juggling the priorities of life.

They don’t spend hours in the gym and they don’t become neurotic dieters.

I help them get to the root of it all.

If you’re ready to do that, then please do yourself a favor and don’t wait another second and send me a message to let me know you’re interested.

I take 5 new clients a month.

Talk soon,
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Mackenzie Andres, Founder & Head of Copy at The Block Bard group has written ads in over 27 different industries and put some [100’s] of his personal favourites in the public domain for you and your company to learn what’s working.

Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours, and

WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

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LifeHacks & LinkCity: Take Awesome Holiday Photos at Home, Save on a UV Sanitizer, and More

Tip of the Day

Frequent shoveling helps prevent ice buildup under snowfall and ensures when the sun finally comes out it can heat your driveway and sidewalks more efficiently.

Happy Tuesday! All of you are scattered in climates of all kinds, but where I am it’s got big “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas” vibes today with all the trees caked in snow. Speaking of snow, if you’re looking for your big dusting do check out this breakdown of the month when it’s most likely to snow in your location.

If the talk of snow has you feeling the holiday spirit, we have some suitably holiday-centric tips to share with you. Here’s a great recipe to bulk bake Christmas cookies and if you’re planning some fun family holiday photos, we have tips and tricks from professional photographers to share. And what would the holidays be without candles? So grab (or gift!) some of these must-have candle accessories.

Speaking of gifts and deals, the Phone Soap 3, a handy little gadget that sanitizes your phone with UV-C light, is on sale today. I have one and have used it throughout the pandemic. Super handy little device. The black and white color models are 50% off which is even better than the Black Friday and Cyber Monday prices for this device. The Phone Soap is a great product but at $30 it’s a steal.

And water cooler trivia? You know we have some. Today is a particularly special day as, on this day in 1835, iconic American writer Mark Twain was born in Missouri. In honor of Twain’s birthday, allow me to share one of my favorite Mark Twain quotes.

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”

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Last year, as just about everyone was stuck at home at some point, many discovered (or rediscovered) a love for solving puzzles and mysteries. In fact, these types of games were flying off shelves, and many sold out well before the holidays. This year, though, they’re back, and if you have a puzzle- or mystery-lover in your family, any of these gifts is sure to delight them. Read More »

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Forget the Dinosaur: Google Has a Secret Pinball Game Too

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Welcome to The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File

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The Holy Grail of Message-Marketing

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Watch Read & Learn…
How Does This Help My Business?

Mackenzie Andres, Founder & Head of Copy at The Block Bard group has written ads in over 27 different industries and put some [100’s] of his personal favourites in the public domain for you and your company to learn what’s working.

Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours, and

WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

***Disclaimer Please Read***

All ads are either written for personal business purposes by me, or taken directly from your competitors. We will NEVER EVER post content we create for our Clients.

WARNING: You Are NOT Ready To Advertise to Your Audience Until You’ve Downloaded ourFREE 1-Page Dream Customer SystemCalled the “Plan-0 Market Method”

This is the First sheet we make every Client fill-out before working with us… just hit GET IT NOW

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Men’s Fitness: Feeling angry or stuck with your weight loss goals?

Feeling angry or stuck with your weight loss goals?

I get it man. It takes a lot of energy

It ain’t easy to get and STAY in shape when we live in a world of constant stress to provide on top of having minimal time to prioritize health.

Family needs your energy,

Work needs you energy,

To add to that there’s a surplus of calories at every reach.

And who’s got the time to prep a pounds of chicken and broccoli AND

Hit the treadmill for an hour a day.

I’d be pissed too if I thought that’s what it took.

If that’s where you’re at currently, I want to let you know there’s another way.

What if I told you don’t need all that?

What if I told you there’s a way to harness the power of your hormones AND develop a mindset that cultivates MASSIVE energy levels each day.

To finally be able to look down at your flat stomach again and adopt a sustainable lifestyle that supports it.

WITHOUT the treadmill or chicken and broccoli.

The reason you and so many others are feeling stuck and angry, including myself at one time, is exactly why I’ve developed the “Wildman Mind-Body” transformation, to help you lose 12-24lbs in 12 weeks even if you feel you’ve got no extra time for fitness.

Reply “interested” to let me know you want to find out more.

On your side,
Your Name

Welcome to The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File

Congratulations… You’ve found it.

The Holy Grail of Message-Marketing

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Watch Read & Learn…
How Does This Help My Business?

Mackenzie Andres, Founder & Head of Copy at The Block Bard group has written ads in over 27 different industries and put some [100’s] of his personal favourites in the public domain for you and your company to learn what’s working.

Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours, and

WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

***Disclaimer Please Read***

All ads are either written for personal business purposes by me, or taken directly from your competitors. We will NEVER EVER post content we create for our Clients.

WARNING: You Are NOT Ready To Advertise to Your Audience Until You’ve Downloaded ourFREE 1-Page Dream Customer SystemCalled the “Plan-0 Market Method”

This is the First sheet we make every Client fill-out before working with us… just hit GET IT NOW

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Life Coaching – This email will change your life, Prospect Name (seriously)

Prospect Name, this weekend Your Name went live and shared a training unlike anything he’s ever done before…

Something like this is typically reserved only for those who sign up to join him live, but what Prospect Name delivered this weekend was SO powerful and important for every single one of us right now that we simply couldn’t live with ourselves if we didn’t share it with you too!

This training was a rare and special opportunity to learn from Your Name and Guest and gain some of the tools that they normally only ever share at ______________________…

But since we all need it now more than ever, they decided to pull back the curtain and share that incredible training with you for a limited time at no cost so you can use these tools right away.

So, if you missed it the first time, you must do yourself a favour and go watch the replay right now before we have to take it down soon!

Live Celebration

During this training, you will laugh and cry, dig deep to discover what has shaped your past and how you want to create the future you dream of, plus Your Name and Guest share some of their favourite moments of transformation that you’ll never get to see anywhere else.

This is truly a rare training – Your Name has never done something like this before and likely never will again.

He simply knew that during this time of uncertainty and challenge that he had to do everything in his power to deliver the tools that we all need to take back INNER control of our lives when everything in the outside world feels so out of control…

And he seriously DELIVERED.

So click here to watch the replay of this unbelievable training with Your Name now!

Because what Your Name taught in yesterday’s training is so insanely valuable, we can’t leave the replay up forever – we have to take it down soon so don’t wait, Prospect Name.

Go watch the replay here while you still can!

As Your Name says…

Live with passion!!

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Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours

& WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

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Men’s Fitness Coaching Program– New Year Beta Launch

New Years Beta Launch

So I’m thinking of putting together 5-10 busy guys who want to go into 2022 with a fire in their bellies, feeling revitalized and powerful,

This will be for you if you want to drop between 12 and 24+ lbs in 12-16 weeks and you want to get your vigor, energy, and sex drive elevated again.

As a Bonus I’m giving the month of December for free. (This way you don’t have the excuse of wanting to wait till after the holidays :))

… and the best part of this? It can be done from the comfort of your own home, ideal if you are super-busy with balancing the added stress of Q-4 and holiday madness,

and there will be no giving up your favorite meals or living off rabbit food – so no missing out on the sanctity of sharing family meals during the Xmas period.

Now I’m sure you’d have lots of questions, but if I did this, would you want to go on the waiting list to be one of the first contacted?

P.s.

Prospect Name, Please do let me know right away, as I’ll be speaking to those interested on a first come, first served basis and this email is going out to over 1,200 people.

On your side,

Your Name


Welcome to The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File

Congratulations… You’ve found it.

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Watch Read & Learn…
How Does This Help My Business?

Mackenzie Andres, Founder & Head of Copy at The Block Bard group has written ads in over 27 different industries and put some [100’s] of his personal favourites in the public domain for you and your company to learn what’s working.

Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours

& WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

***Disclaimer Please Read***

All ads are either written for personal business purposes by me, or taken directly from your competitors. We will NEVER EVER post content we create for our Clients.

DO NOT Attempt To Advertise to Your Audience Until You’ve Downloaded ourFREE 1-Page Dream Customer System

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Copywriting 101 – This is kinda weird… but plz read it

You know what they say about people with big socks don’t you, Prospect Name?

That’s right.

Big feet.

The same thing doesn’t apply to big words though.

​If you think using big, scholarly-sounding words in your copy makes you sound super smart…

You’ve been told a lie, Prospect Name. A LIE, I tell you!

Because the truth is: bamboozling your readers with words like…

Sesquipedalian*

AND

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobic**

Or even just

Facilitative, pertaining, unencumbered or furthermore.

…is almost GUARANTEED to backfire on you.

According to one Princeton study:

“Anything that makes a text hard to read & understand, such as unnecessarily long words or complicated fonts, will lower readers’ evaluations of the text & its author.”

TRANSLATION:

Using complex words MAKES YOU LOOK DUMBER!

Whodda thunk it?

✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽

So when you sit down to write, always pick the simple word over the complex word.

Here’s a handy list of complex words and their friendlier, easier, less obscure pals.

USE THEM!

LESSON: Write simply. Sound smarter.

To your success, Prospect Name!

Your Name (The Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobic)

🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽

**Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobic

MEANING: Someone with a fear of long words. ​

  • Sesquipedalian

MEANING: Someone who loves using long words


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Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours

& WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

***Disclaimer Please Read***

All ads are either written for personal business purposes by me, or taken directly from your competitors. We will NEVER EVER post content we create for our Clients.

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Opportunity for Copywriters – December

Hey mate!

As you may have heard, I’m starting a new case study group for December, looking to take 10 more freelancers to $10k/mo by end of Feb next yr.

I’m looking for a few specific people, so if you…

  1. Are a freelance copywriter or closer (or wanna learn and become one)
  2. Making at least $2k/mo (job included)
  3. Have time to work with 2-3 new paying clients in the next couple months
  4. Are friendly and coachable, and
  5. Serious about really knocking 2022 out of the park

Just reply to this email with ‘December’ in the subject and I’ll get you all the details 🙂

Your Name


Welcome to The World’s Largest Free Online Swipe-File

Congratulations… You’ve found it.

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Watch Read & Learn…
How Does This Help My Business?

Mackenzie Andres, Founder & Head of Copy at The Block Bard group has written ads in over 27 different industries and put some [100’s] of his personal favourites in the public domain for you and your company to learn what’s working.

Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours

& WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

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E-Commerce – Argo helps autonomous cars avoid cyclists, The latest Lenovo ThinkPad review, Chromecast + Pluto TV?, and more

It’s common knowledge that roads aren’t the safest place for cyclists, unfortunately. In an effort to remedy this, at least partially, autonomous car company Argo just set up new guidelines for how self-driving cars should interact with cyclists.

The company worked with The League of American Bicyclists to create the guidelines and hopes that other car companies will adopt them for the sake of safety. We took a look at each of the fascinating new guidelines in our top story, and there’s some really interesting content. Come peek at our top story to learn more!

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Argo’s Latest Self-Driving Guidelines Will Save Cyclists’ Lives

Autonomous car company Argo AI just teamed up with The League of American Bicyclists (LAB) to set new guidelines for how self-driving cars should interact with cyclists. Argo AI hopes that other car companies will adopt these guidelines to improve road safety, though to be frank, we’re surprised that manufacturers haven’t already adopted such rules. Read More »

Here’s When Your Samsung Galaxy Will Get Android 12

The Samsung Galaxy Android 12 update, also known as One UI 4, first arrived on November 15th, 2021, for select Galaxy S21 models. Following months of beta testing by both Samsung and Google, the update is finally here for more devices. If you’re wondering when your Galaxy will get Android 12, this is what you need to know. Read More »

Your Chromecast Now Integrates Perfectly with Free Pluto TV

You can now access over 300 free Pluto TV channels from the Chromecast with Google TV’s integrated channel guide. Simply install Pluto TV on your device and visit the “Live” tab on your Google TV home screen to see the content alongside live channels from your other favorite services. Read More »

LEGO Botanical Sunflower Set Arrives, No Water Needed

The LEGO Botanical collection puts beautiful plants, flowers, and Bonsai trees in your house that you can’t kill. Now, LEGO is expanding its enchanting floral collection and watering the garden with its all-new LEGO Botanical Sunflower set. Read More »

Some Chromecast Owners Are Getting 6 Months of Netflix for Free

Since its October 2020 launch, Google has offered customers a Chromecast with Google TV and Netflix bundle. This bundle costs just $40 more than the standalone streaming stick and includes six months of Netflix. But oddly enough, some people who purchased the bundle are receiving an additional six months of Netflix for free. Read More »

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Writer’s guilt and slimy hairballs…

How do you feel when people say you have have to write every day to be successful?

​Do you:

A) Wanna slap them in the face with one of those gross, guinea-pig-sized hairballs you find clogging up the shower tray. 🐹

B) Leap out of bed ready to bust out 9,500 words with the excitement of a hedgehog meeting a pineapple. 🦔

I’m willing to bet your answer is, A, right?

For the last year or so I’ve posed this question to thousands of copywriters just like you.

And I’d say 95% of responses are these exact words:

Stressed…
Overwhelmed…
Anxious…
Angry!
And I couldn’t agree more with them,

Because in my eight-plus years as a copywriter, I certainly DID NOT write every single day.

Sure, I pinged out emails, scribbled down to-do lists and tapped out text messages galore.

But I rarely sat down on my orange vinyl work chair with the intention of bettering my writing skills.

Rarely, meaning… um, NEVER.

Shock horror, right?

More often than not I was feeling guilty for not writing more.

…Guilty for not actively pursuing my craft.

…Guilty for letting procrastination beat me.

…Guilty for enviously eyeing all those copywriters I admired, and…

NOT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

But here’s the thing: if I’d paid attention to the mantra ‘you need to write every day to be successful’, I wouldn’t be writing this to you today.

I’d have given up on my copywriting career the millisecond discouragement set in.

Because that advice completely ignores the fact that the human brain NEEDS clear, ultra specific, stimulating goals in order to act with motivation.

So what DID I do to advance my writing skills, you ask!

How did I do to go from untrained newbie to comfortable copywriter with a waiting list of super clients?

I’ll tell you tomorrow.

The answer may be more surprising + encouraging than you think.

Talk soon,

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Major Amazon outage hits Alexa, Disney Plus, Ring, PUBG and more

Amazon Web Services, the web hosting service that runs 33% of the internet, went down today, affecting everything from Disney Plus to League of Legends. As of sending this newsletter, AWS is still down. Amazon has yet to give an update on when things should be back online.Full Story: LINK
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Sarcastic Copy & Luxury Clothing Ads Don’t Click…

After the 2020 Christmas holidays, this women’s fashion E-Commerce client called us in an attempt to increase their daily sales volume, as they had noticed a substantial plateau in their performance.

At first, they told me we couldn’t use sarcastic and humorous copywriting for a high-end women’s luxury fashion brand. And it was a journey to start to say the least…

This firm still wanted to produce sales continuously without having to worry about the holiday months taking away from their normal sales, even though there was less hurry to acquire things and consumers felt as if they had paid their dues online.

We realized right away when we started working with them that we needed to use compelling offers at particular stages in their funnel to effectively engage audience members and motivate them to purchase with a sense of urgency.

To dial in on the reasoning that our team strategized, we placed offerings in their “Middle Of Funnel” and “Bottom Of Funnel” sections. Within a week of launching our initial ad campaign, their fulfilment crew was swamped with new orders due to the success of our first ad campaign.


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Wednesday Online Shopping LifeHacks: Thank you, Prospect Name

Happy Wednesday… again! Apparently yesterday my sense of time was so off I thought it was already Wednesday and I shared a Hump Day camel fact with you and the whole bit. For your camel fix, check out yesterday’s newsletter!

As for today, we have a pile of goodies like… how Bath & Body Works makes its scented Christmas candles, some fun gifts for The Office superfans, how to preserve lemons for a long time, and more!

And water cooler trivia? You know we have some. On this day in 1961, NASA completed the first successful test of the Saturn rocket platform, further advancing the space race. The Saturn platform would be used throughout the Apollo moon flights.

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How Bath & Body Works Makes Its Scented Christmas Candles

Bath & Body Works used to be the place you’d head to snag a Cucumber Melon body mist and some glitter body lotion. Now, though, the brand couples its nostalgia-inducing body care items with another product that’s quickly become a cultural cornerstone: its scented three-wick holiday candles. Read More »

November’s New Books Truly Have Something For Everyone

November is always a busy season for new books, with publishers getting out some of their most-anticipated titles ahead of the holiday buying rush. This month, those books include deep-dive nonfiction, plenty of genre fiction for every taste, and at least one sequel that readers have been waiting on for years! Read More »

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This Lemon Storage Hack Keeps the Fruit Fresh for Months

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Your iPad’s 10.2-inch display is great for watching movies and playing games, but you’ll want a case to protect that glass screen from scratches and cracks. These are the best cases for the 2021 iPad, also known as the 9th-generation iPad, as well as the 8th-gen iPad released in 2020. Read More »

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Apple’s $19 Polishing Cloth Review: Seriously, What The Heck?

When Apple started selling a $19 glorified microfiber cloth dubbed the “Polishing Cloth,” it left me with no choice. I had to drop down cash on this thing and give it a full review. Is it magical? Is it a revelation? Can it fix my broken Surface Duo 2? Can it bring about world peace? Man, I hope so. Read More »

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Arcade1Up Debuts Classic ‘Terminator 2’ Arcade Cabinet for Your Home

Retro gamers and arcade fans have asked Arcade1Up to build a Terminator 2: Judgement Day cabinet for years, and it’s finally here. The company just announced its epic life-size replica Terminator 2 machine, complete with those classic red and blue light guns we all loved growing up. Read More »

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Why isn’t there a battery-powered Wyze Cam V3? I’m not sure, but the new Wyze Lamp Socket lets you power the Cam V3 from any outdoor lighting fixture, and it only costs $10 plus shipping. And for those of you with a Wyze Cam Outdoor, there’s a new Solar Panel that extends its battery life so you can spend less time charging and more time catching porch pirates. Read More »

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Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours, and

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Fall LifeHacks & LinkCity: S’mores Baskets, Teal Pumpkins, The Inside Scoop on Prebiotics, and More

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Dishwasher leak? Before scheduling a repair, check the door seals. Food gunk and mineral buildup can create just enough space to let a little water leak out. Clean it off with vinegar.

Happy Thursday! I’ll admit it has been one of those weeks where I’m off by a day, so this was almost a Happy Friday newsletter, but a triple calendar check set me straight.

It has definitely cooled down around here and cozy holiday weather is upon us. If candles are a big part of your cozy vibe, we talked about how Bath & Body Works makes their candles yesterday and shared some silly candles from ALDI based on their customers’ favorite foods. Also rocking big cozy vibes, this guide to making a s’mores gift basket!

Speaking of the season, if you’re seeing teal pumpkins pop up in your neighborhood, here’s why.

And water cooler trivia? You know we have some. How about a two-for-Thursday focused on iconic monuments? On this day in 1886, The Statue of Liberty was dedicated in a ceremony overseen by President Grover Cleveland. Also on this day, in 1965, The Gateway Arch in St. Louis was completed.

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What’s the Difference Between Probiotics, Prebiotics, and Postbiotics?

Probiotics and prebiotics are words you’ve probably heard quite often, along with an increased focus on gut health. Postbiotics are a newer addition to the microbiome team, and they’ve become a research heaven for scientists worldwide. But what’s the difference between these three “biotics,” and what exactly can they do for you? Read More »

What’s the Deal with All These Teal Pumpkins?

Over the last few years, you might have noticed more and more homes have teal pumpkins on their porches come Halloween. It’s more than a decorating trend: It’s a movement to help kids with allergies have a safe Halloween. Read More »

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Mackenzie Andres, Founder & Head of Copy at The Block Bard group has written ads in over 27 different industries and put some [100’s] of his personal favourites in the public domain for you and your company to learn what’s working.

Study them, Copy them… The World is Yours, and

WE INVEST IN DREAMS!

Just make sure to edit them to your industry & audience as any good copywriter would.

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All ads are either written for personal business purposes by me, or taken directly from your competitors. We will NEVER EVER post content we create for our Clients.

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Ever had a life experience that completely knocked you out of balance, Prospect Name?

A few years ago I was going through one of the most difficult times in my life…

And it almost took me off my feet. My anxiety was through the roof and my inner critic was louder than it had ever been…

Maybe you’re going through something similar right now Mac and the stress and anxiety feels overwhelming…

Which is why I wanted to share with you my #1 exercise to eliminate any obstacle holding you back from your next level.

This will drive you to shift your mindset from focusing on the solutions instead of focusing on the problem…

And I’d bet to say you’ll finish the exercise ready to crush any challenge standing in your way.

Use this link to unlock the Exponential Results Exercise today

See you inside, 

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Why You Need A Copywriter NOW

Do you want to know why copywriting is the number one skill that every entrepreneur should have…⁣⁠
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And why is it one of the highest paid, most in-demand freelance jobs of 2021?⁣⁠
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It’s because copywriting comes before everything else in business.⁣⁠
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There, I said it. 🙈⁣⁠
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It comes before branding, design, content, SEO, and even before marketing. Because without good copywriting, none of these other things can work their magic. Offline or online….⁣⁠
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And with the current state of the world today (because of you-know-what), businesses are being forced to go digital.⁣⁠
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In the past year, I’ve noticed so many entrepreneurs scrambling to create, update and innovate their sales pages…⁣⁠
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And struggling to scale online.⁣⁠
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Many are unable to find a copywriter they can rely on to write a great sales page in the time or budget they want… ⁣⁠
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And many copywriters are not equipped with the training and knowledge they need to write a sales page that actually works today.⁣⁠
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But part of my mission is to make this highly-paid skill as accessible as possible for those who need it…⁣⁠
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Would it be crazy if I taught you how to increase your organic conversions by simply changing some words on your website?⁣⁠

Or how to double, triple, even quadruple your revenue with well-written customer-focused emails that ACTUALLY get opened?

Would it be more crazy if I did it for you?!
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If you want to learn the highly-coveted secrets of writing a sales page that will boost your conversions, create returning customers and set you apart from the rest... ⁣⁠
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Democratic Political Party Election Letter

DEAR PERSON

I'm sending you this urgent letter because I believe you and I are on the same side of the most important political battle in Country history.
On one side, it's people like you and me - principled Country and committed Shared Political Viewpoints who believe in Shared Beliefs List.
And, on the other side, we're up against Opposition, the worst ___________ in Country history, and their controlling, corrupt, condescending, spending-addicted, government-knows-best Opposing Party.
As I write you, we're in the final stages of what many believe to be the most important Country election since World War II.
And this election is on a knife's edge. It couldn't be closer.
Yes, it really is that close.

Shortly, I'll outline how you can help me prevent Opposition from exploiting the COVID-19 pandemic to make the ____________ government bigger, more intrusive, and more powerful than even you or I could imagine.

But first, please take a moment to imagine what Country will look like if Opposition wins election in a few days. Or, worse, if they get the Majority Government they crave so much...

For starters, the Opposition would continue to add billions of dollars to Country's debt every year long after the pandemic subsides.

That's right the "temporary" spending the Opposition authorized during the pandemic would continue FOREVER!

But the spending is just the beginning.

The Opposition have made it clear they also fully intend to use the pandemic to conduct risky, job-killing experiments with our economy. You know the kind of experiments I'm talking about...

The kind that win them friends among Elite Hollywood celebrities and the super-elite crowds but hurt you and your family.

How can I be so sure?

It's because the Opposition told us themselves! Remember, it was Opposition's Deputy Opposition and Opposition who said the pandemic created a "window of political opportunity.

"Opportunity"?! How revealing...

I wonder what kind of "opportunity" the Opposition's have in store for Country's natural resources and our energy industry, which were struggling under the weight of Opposition's job-killing policies long before the pandemic ever struck our shores.

After all, it was only some time ago that Opposition said he wanted to Insert thing that would piss your voters off.

Now the Opposition's talk about "transitioning" Program or Resource out of existence.

And what will a re-elected Opposition government mean for your free speech?

We've already seen Opposition ram this law, that law, through Parliament, giving the government the power to control what you see, read, listen to, and watch online.

You and I both know (law) was only a small preview of what's to come if the Opposition are elected just a short time from now...

Of course, none of this should surprise us. You probably haven't forgotten Opposition's shocking answer when they were asked which nation they admired the most.

Their answer: Nation with Shared Negative Moral Views or Connotations.

My friend, I know you care deeply about Country. That's another thing you and I have in common.

And that's why I'm counting on you to stand shoulder to shoulder with me in doing everything we can to stop Opposition from turning the country you and I cherish into something that will be virtually unrecognizable within a generation.

You see, Election Day is just around the corner.

And the simple fact of the matter is ONLY ONE party can defeat Opposition and save Country --- and that's the MY Party.

In this election, a vote for any party other than Canada's MY PARTY is a vote for an Opposition Majority Government led by Opposition.

So please, I urge you to help me rescue Country from
Opposition's economic incompetence and end his anti
freedom crusade by casting your ballot for your local
MY PARTY candidate the ONLY candidate in your
riding who can defeat the Opposition.

Of course, your vote is your choice. And I recognize
that I'm not even a candidate in your riding!

But I wouldn't be taking time off the doorsteps to
write you personally if I wasn't deeply worried about what
four years of Opposition's failed leadership would
mean for your pocketbook, your freedom, and the country you and I both cherish.

On DATE, I urge you to put your love of country ahead of partisan politics and vote for the only party that can defeat/replace the Opposition..

Help me today, and I'm confident that, years from now, when your grandchildren ask about the choice you made during Country's most consequential election since World War II, you'll be able to tell them you made a difference by voting MY PARTY.

Thank you for taking the time to read my letter, and
thanks in advance for helping to get/keep Opposition out of
office so we can get Country back on track.

Sincerely,

MY NAME

P.S. My friend, I believe you and I have a lot in common.

In fact, I'm writing you because I've heard of your love of
Country and your commitment to freedom, liberty, and core Shared values. So, I trust you'll remember this one critical message from me when you cast your ballot...

In your riding, a vote for any party other than Country's
MY PARTY is a vote for an Opposition Majority Government,
led by Opposition.
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How To Advertise EFFECTIVELY: 4 Tips To Start Email Marketing TODAY

Despite its sounding simple, to start email marketing with your business can be a huge hassle… There are many questions to ask yourself before diving deep into the realms of virtual messaging:

“What platform should I use?”

“What do I write about?”

“How big does my list need to be?”

“But I don’t want to sound spammy?”

We’ve heard all of these before, working with Clients who’ve had 10’s of thousands of customers and followers on their lists already, to Clients who couldn’t craft an email to save their life, even though they might have a killer product or service.

So We’ve Put Together 4 Tips Below Here to Help You Get Started with Email Marketing Your Business TODAY:

  • 1. STUDY EMAIL SERVICE PROVIDERS

Still, there are many platforms of email service providers (ESP’s) out there from Active Campaign; which lets you get super technical, to MailChimp; which has been around since 2001 when email was but a baby, or toddler…

It’s worth watching a good Youtube video, or 5… when starting out and making use of free trials before committing to a paid service.

  • 2. SPRING CLEAN YOUR EMAIL LIST

Still, you probably already know that the more people you have on your list, the more your subscriptions will cost you to connect and reach out to them.

So, we highly recommend going through your data to see who actually opens and reads your emails, who clicks, and who’s just making your bounce and un-open rate shoot through the roof.

Many people switch to different providers over the years and some of the email addresses you have today might actually be dead, in other words, useless.

  • 3. MAKE YOUR MESSAGE, AND STICK TO IT

Companies and brands should have a voice. A social system to which they stick to, stand by, and believe in religiously.

If you’re a marketing or advertising agency, and you want to connect with people who’ve subscribed to your blog or followed your page, then the perfect content for them would probably be some A-class advertising or marketing advice.

What types of emails do you see yourself sending?

  • 4. KEEP YOUR COPY CLEAN

We don’t mean don’t swear… although depending on your brand, business and voice we aren’t recommending it.

Start with an outline. It makes things wayyyy easier, believe me. Double check your headlines always, and at last, what your aiming to achieve with this message.

Asking another person for help is always encouraged as everyone interprets and sees things differently. Plus, they might catch some typos or tonality you missed out on in your hyper-focused writing state.

Finally, Have Some Fun With It.

Cheers,

Mackenzie Andres

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Founder | Head of Copy

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63% Increase in Sales Closed

While this company wishes to remain anonymous, we can tell you they are a non-profit in the sales and semi-educative industry. Since they need to educate customers to nurture them into understanding the impact of their buy/donation. It was imperative the right language was being used to communicate the benefits of being a part of such a community of givers.

The Block Bard was able to help in assisting them with 6 new sales-scripts specifically crafted for 9 different provinces across Canada (including one for British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, and the Maritime provinces). Had we had even more time to write the scripts and study the markets, we would’ve gone so far as to make a specific script for each quadrant or part of a city/municipality.

If we’ve learned anything over the years of message marketing e.g. copywriting it’s that customization is key to successfully selling anything in any industry whether it’s B2C or B2B.

How We Helped

Before TBB the client was operating at a closing rate of just 8%, meaning for every 100 clients they spoke with, only 8 actually bought. But after some hard market research and long-form sales-scripts complete with each demographic’s different set of objections which needed to be overcame by each customer and memorized by the company’s sales teams. We recorded an average 62.5 percent increase in sales closed!

Now their closing rate is coasting at 13% instead of 8%. An investment that pays for itself almost immediately with the size of their sales teams.

What We Found Stood Out Above All… Was 1 Thing.

People buy with emotions, not logic.

It wasn’t necessarily the people who could afford to donate that did. In-fact, lower-class communities saw more donations than upper-class and even middle-class communities. We found income overall had less to do with the amount of donations than most factors. Such as family; many family members are much more likely to donate because they are more affected by the fact that kids are starving across the globe, and are thus, more likely to give. But this isn’t a social study stating demographic statistics. It’s about how together we were able to workout their ideal customer in each area of the country. And the results that came from taking the time to both study and understand an audience, and a brand’s raison d’être, or message.

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Sarcastic Copy & Luxury Clothing Ads Don’t Click…

After the 2020 Christmas holidays, this women’s fashion E-Commerce client called us in an attempt to increase their daily sales volume, as they had noticed a substantial plateau in their performance. At first, they told me we couldn’t use sarcastic and humorous copywriting for a high-end women’s luxury fashion brand. And it was a journey…

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1 Year with The Bards E-Commerce Copy Campaigns

Because they disregard the basics that feed their ROAS, most brands never achieve extremely profitable results. Ad creatives that attract attention, ad language that resonates deeply, an irresistible offer, a clear CTA, and a great landing page are all scenarios one must consider. When we first started working with this company, we spent nearly 14…

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500-800% ROAS (Return On Ad Spend)

Candle.WTF an E-Commerce brand and Client of Pinnacle Media Agency’s had TBB write and monitor their latest Facebook Ad campaign. The results were so outstanding we had to publish them here! The Average ROAS, that is if you’re store/website and branding are on par is between 200 – 400% meaning you can expect to earn…

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6 Proven Ways of Creating Captivating Copy

Have you ever sat in front of your computer with a really great idea but aren’t sure how to get your message across? Creating captivating copy and immersing your audience into your content is key. You want to compel them to stay on your site and read other posts. 

In this blog, we will be sharing six ways to create captivating copy. 

#1. It’s All In The Headline

Writing the perfect headline is no easy task and you’ll probably have an initial idea that you don’t use. In order to attract the right readers, the keyword should be present for SEO optimization. 

A popular tactic is to use numbers in the headline. For example, “4 ways to decorate your bedroom for the spring.”

Keep the reader wanting more by pulling them in with knowledge. An example would be, “This social media secret will boost your engagement.”

#2. Connect With Your Readers

Remember that there are real people on the other side reading your content. Speak directly to them and address their personal needs in the piece. You’re trying to spark an emotional connection. When your readers feel connected, they’ll be more likely to come back to your content. Don’t be afraid to let some personality show either! Encourage readers to leave comments on your posts, share images, and share personal stories when appropriate!

#3. Get To The Point

Cut out the fluffy filler. Ensure that your sentences are clear and direct. Your words matter, make sure every one of them counts. 

If you can cut out extra words without your sentence losing the meaning – you should!

Being specific is more interesting to read and it is also more relatable. 

#4. Stop Writing When You’re Done

Avoid writing bloated copy, ideas that don’t make sense, and random ideas. Once you’ve written all the information you have and it is packed with value, stop writing. Don’t write just to fill a word count quota. When your writing is direct or when you’re writing to hit that word count, it’s probably time to stop. 

#5. Get Inspired

Writer’s block can hit at any moment. There’s nothing wrong with looking at other websites or blogs like yours to get some inspiration and breakthrough. Without plagiarizing their work, take a look at what various writers are doing. What works for them? How can you try their approach on your own work? 

#6. Call To Action

Your reader should know exactly what to do when they read your call to action. Your call to action might urge readers to download a pdf or reserve a spot to a webinar. Play around with the wording but keep the value top of mind. You don’t have to use a verb but it can help get your message across. What are some ways you get your readers to engage? 

These were just a few ideas to create copy that will captivate and engage your audience. 

Knowing your audience and understanding what they connect with is key. Once you have that figured out, you’ll be good to go! 

Have any other ways to create captivating copy Leave us a comment, we’d love to hear it.

Thanks for reading 🙂

Maddie Medina

Content Creator | Creative Direction

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life coach free video prospecting

As a kid, I dreamed of becoming a psychologist.

I focused everything on this career I thought I’d love.

By the time I graduated… my desire was gone.

So I decided to chase happiness by earning more money and took a job getting PC parts and running logistics.

I made great money, but I felt myself die a little every day.

Does this sound familiar?

Chasing a dream… only to fall short?

Going after a well-paying job so you can be happy and instead it’s depressing?

Settling for “good enough” because it seems there’s nothing that will tick off ALL the boxes?

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A career that tens of thousands of people have discovered and used to build their dream life exists.

That career is life coaching.

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lazy man’s guide to making money

What if I told you it was possible for you to watch movies, play games, and basically slack off all day for the next one month and still make a million naira ? 

Sounds too good to be true right ? 

But it is, so many  people do this consistently and so can you 

But the reason you think it’s too good to be true is because you have been programmed to believe that you can’t be rich without hard work 

Now I am not saying hard work is not important.

No

But hard work is not the key to being rich. 

If it was then the street-hawkers, bricklayers, wheelbarrow-pushers would be the richest people alive 

But we all know that’s not true, these guys make pennies 

So if hard-work isn’t the key like we have been led to believe then what is ?

The answer is simple and I will reveal it to you in a minute 

But first let me tell you about myself 

My name is ________ and I can easily be described as the laziest person ever 

Everyday by 6am I am already awake watching an  Anime (I am a die-hard Anime lover) or a movies 

I spend most of my time watching movies, chilling with my friends, playing games and basically slacking off all day in my underwear 

Matter of fact I am typing this now while in my black boxer shorts and typing this is basically the hardest work I have done all day 

But nevertheless I make as little as 10k on a bad day and as much as 100k on a great day 

Please note I am not saying this to boast but to show you what’s possible 

I am able to do this because I have identified the secret of being rich 

Which is 

WORKING SMART!!!!

you see the rich work smart by creating assets that can make them money day in and day out even while they sleep 

There are so many different assets you can create 

Many of which takes years to set up 

But one of those few assets that’s easy to create and make money from is information product 

An information product is basically an information that solves a particular problem packaged in the form of an ebook, video course, webinar etc.

Take for instance 

It’s common knowledge that most Nigerians would jump at the chance to relocate to the US or UK 

If I know how a hidden way to get US or UK visa easily in a month 

And I package that as an ebook and sell 

Do you think lots of people will be interested in buying it? 

Of course, I am sure even you reading this would be interested 

So Let’s say I sell this ebook for 10,000 naira 

I can easily get 2-5 people buying it daily 

Which means I can make between 20-50k daily 

Now here’s the amazing part, selling an info-product is fully automated 

Which means once you do the work to set it up once, then you can slack off all day and make money even in your sleep 

And more than just making money

You also get to see this product you created transform people’s life 

You literally have people showering you blessings and praying for you while you are making money 

So now you know the secret to being rich

 Work Smart And Not Hard 

So get started today creating assets that can make you money in your sleep 

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grow your coaching/consulting business

𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗜 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗼𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗙𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁.  

It wasn’t funnels, or masterminds, or Facebook ads or launches…

Don’t get me wrong I use ALL these strategies…
SUCCESSFULLY.

𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝗕𝗘𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗗 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗴𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗿 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗨𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸.

✅ If you want to SELL thousands of copies of your digital program…

✅ Or LAUNCH and FILL  a high priced group coaching program…

✅ Or SELL OUT your virtual or live intensive and events…

✅ Or GENERATE an EXTRA $250,000 from your EXISTING clients in the next few months…

✅ Or a $100k high level MASTERMIND…

✅ Or $250,000 private coaching or consulting with you…

𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗜 𝗗𝗢 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗦𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦…

Without getting suffocated by your business…

You must have 5 things:

⚠️ You must deploy your OFFERS in the RIGHT ORDER
⚠️ You must  have insanely differentiated MARKET POSITIONING & MESSAGING
⚠️ You must have a killer HIGH CONVERTING PRESENTATION
⚠️ You must develop solid and AUTHENTIC ENROLLMENT skills
⚠️ You must PARTNER with people or organizations who ALREADY have a relationship with your IDEAL PROSPECT

I’ll show you EXACTLY how do to it in this free training ➡️ ➡️ LINK
 
Because as you GENERATE EVEN MORE INCOME….

And REINVEST your profits into hiring a TEAM so you can scale YOU out of the day-to-day.

THEN (and only then) you can start to STACK NEW STRATEGIES…

In the RIGHT order at the right TIME.

UNTIL YOU CREATE A HIGHLY PREDICTABLE, AUTOMATED MARKETING MACHINE.

And that is the approach EVERY successful entrepreneur eventually figures out.

𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝘄𝗲’𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗚𝗥𝗢𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗖𝗢𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗜𝗡 𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗔  (#𝟭𝟳𝟭 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗻𝗰 𝟱𝟬𝟬𝟬)🥇💪 🏆

BUT….

If you DON’T have the FOUNDATIONS in place…

Or you choose to go too big TOO EARLY (with funnels, masterminds and ads)…

Or think that some MAGIC PILL strategy is the answer to your business problems…

You MIGHT be able to grow…

But NOT for very long…

Or very FAR…

And it won’t be LONG before your BEAUTIFUL business…

Becomes the MOST  STRESSFUL thing in your life.

(Trust me I know 😉)

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗦 𝗶𝘀 𝗜’𝗺 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝘁.

The exact same process that EVERY entrepreneur…

Regardless of what they’re SELLING or TELLING you…

Has used to go from nothing, to something, to EVERYTHING they’ve ever DREAMED of.

And you can watch the training for free ➡️ ➡️  LINK

Take notes. 

It’s the entrepreneurial MBA I WISH someone had taught me when I was GROWING and SCALING my business.
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hiring radio writer/producer

______________ and _________ Radio in Calgary AB have an exciting opportunity for an experienced producer who also has kick ass writing skills.
If you are a creative and enthusiastic person who loves coming up with great ideas, we want to hear from you.
Here is what you are not:
– Boring
– Cynical
– Complacent
– Bitter
– A loner
Here is what you are:
– Enthusiastic
– Team player
– Strive to be the best
– Great ideas get you energized
We provide training, leadership, and goal setting to help make you successful. We have a professional radio environment; we strive to build the best promos and campaigns for our clients, and we have fun doing it.
A minimum 3 years’ experience is an asset; however, we are looking for the right person with a positive attitude that will be a good fit with our team.
Please send your resume, demo, script samples and a completed copy of the Jim Pattison Broadcast Group New Applicant Self ID to ____________, Creative Director;
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e-book giveaway

If your website isn't actively bringing you new clients, you need to start thinking like a marketer. Here's how I do it.

Your website isn't just a pretty shop window. It should be the engine that powers your business. And there are some quick changes you can make right now to start automating your marketing instead of waiting to get lucky just by posting on social media. (If that's you, read on...)

👀 My e-book is only a 1 hour read but it *will* change the way you think about your website and how you use it to attract new leads on autopilot.

I'm going to show how to:

☑️ Make your website content work harder so that people fall in love with you and your offer

☑️ Stop seeing your blog as a chore and start using it as a marketing WEAPON

☑️ Set up your portfolio to sell

☑️ Craft a brand positioning statement that strongly attracts or repels your ideal client 

☑️ Convert more enquiries using the ad system that big businesses use (and it only costs pennies).

Intrigued? No smoke and mirrors here. Just solid , easy-to-follow advice, I promise. And you can call me or email me for a chat once you've read it. 

I'm genuinely passionate about helping small, creative businesses tap into the online marketing techniques that big businesses us, but at a fraction of the cost and effort. 

Grab a cuppa and get the ebook.
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how i became a full-time writer

HOW I BECAME I FULL-TIME WRITER (Without Being Published)

While My Brand hasn't yet decided on a niche, we target our audience with at the very least 1 invariabled Campaign Structure (This includes of course the Creative & Call-to-action) 

But if great copy is primarily all about emotional connection, then it bears to reason that the more you run the gamut of the human experience, the better of a copywriter you will be.

In other words, 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗻’𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗱, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻’𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘂𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗲𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆.

A couple years ago I was obsessed with the Game of Thrones books, and tried my hand writing fiction, feeling myself drift slowly ever further from reality and into my imagination...

So what did I do in the last 5 years? I allowed myself to go through the highest highs and lowest lows.

I suffered the hells of disappointment, depression, hardship, betrayal, emotional breakdown, missed bills, terrible credit, white-knuckle anxiety and red-hot anger. 😡

I savoured the heaven of joy, peace, love, hope, purpose, spiritual connection, business victories, money in the bank, philanthropy,  humanitarian work, and reconciliation. 😇

And because my money was limited to the time I was trading for it… I’d travel the world every night through my literature (fiction or non), binge-watch a ton of historical Netflix and YouTube shows, and read eye-opening books that celebrate and illustrate the most transcendental natures of human creativity.

So when the time came for me to start writing for other peoples business'… 📝

The sheer empathy I developed for humanity that was bottled up inside… Started spilling out. Newfound potency expressed in familiar direct response structures.

Now I transform scars into stories… embedded in effective sales funnels.

I speak to my audience’s unarticulated urgent needs… commanding attention in an ADHD world. (Which I also have)

I generate big ideas rooted in deep understanding… Bringing the Classics to life across Social-Media with the help of a brilliant well-minded mentor.

So in short… How does one become a full-time writer without publishing a single word?

I believed in myself, before I expected or even hoped anyone believe in me. 

I...

❗️ Burned in the Furnace of affliction.
(This is Charity commercials saying donate today people are dying! ONLY YOU CAN HELP)
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❗️ Basked in the Fantasies of paradise.
(This is a restaurant changing the name from just a burger to a Big Mac!)
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❗️ Bottled them up. Guarded them like flasks in the Sahara.
(This is Life-Coaches saying you're not a wimp, you wouldn't be here if you were a wimp!)

This is the Persuasion Potion you’ll sprinkle on your landing pages, websites, dinner menus and VSLs.

And almost like magic, see your conversions rise up from the dead.

I call this magic conversion formula  - __________ (Copywriting)

Find out how to implement it across your business Today for an increase in conversions and customer loyalty!

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Hey,

I just decorated my house and got in the Christmas spirit.

 This Christmas is different than most, with most sales taking place online, it's never been more important to have your brand, sales-copy, and marketing on point...

And I thought, it would be fun to show some small businesses and some of my followers how it’s done.

So, I’m going to take 2-3 people under my wing and run their ads for FREE until the end of 2020.

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Here’s the deal: I’m paying for you to see this. ⁣
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There is a difference between owning a cleaning company, and working for your own cleaning company.

Owners who work FOR their cleaning company get pulled away from growth because they’re:

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• They get stuck managing all client communication and worry every time when their phone rings (or lack of ringing..).

• They are involved in the labor and don’t know how they could ever promise their clients the same results if they didn’t just do it themselves.

But Individuals who actually own their cleaning company:

• Have a process that makes hiring and keeping employees a breeze.

• They understand that their time is better spent building the company instead of cleaning.

• They have an exact road map of where they want to go, and exactly how they plan to get there.

Here at Grow My Cleaning Company, we specialize in working 1 on 1 with cleaning companies looking to grow. We have helped a number of cleaning company owners get out of cleaning and build the business they have set out to build.

We have put together a free training that is made specifically for cleaning companies and are giving away some amazing advice and life lessons for those in the thick of it all!

If you would love to get a little foresight and get your business on the right path, then jump on this link to get access. It’s super easy, and could be the best thing you ever did for your business!

See ya soon!

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A writer walks into a bar. 

He starts speaking to another writer and announces proudly:

“I’m writing a novel”

The other man responds:

“Neither am I”...

… it’s an old joke authors tell each other. Because procrastination and ambition is so rife within the community that when someone says they’re working on something… they’re probably not.

When will agency owners come to accept this? 

There’s a MASSIVE difference between running an agency and being a freelancer who trades with a name. 

It’s not an office, it’s not a registered address, and it’s not a website. 

It’s something much more simple: it’s the ability to *procure* your work, not *produce* it.

Agency owners procure work: they manage either contractors or staff members, implement systems and processes and remove themselves from their agencies as much as they can. 

In my new Business & Growth Blog, I show you how you can transform your business into a real operation and remove yourself from it. 

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A product.
A Facebook account.
And an internet connection.

That’s all you need to consistently and reliably 3x your business. 💯

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In our newest ________ Masterclass, we’ve brought in world-renowned Facebook Ads expert___________.

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Even if you:

Have zero experience.
Have no idea where to start.
Or even if you have a tight budget.

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a conversation about perceived value

A customer asked a contractor friend of mine how much it would cost to do this project. 

My friend gave him a proposal: $4500

The customer responded: That’s seems really high. 

My friend asked: What do you think is a reasonable price for this job? 

The customer answered: $2500 maximum

My friend responded:  Ok, then I invite you to do it yourself.

The customer answered: I don't know how to.

My friend responded:  Alright, then how about for $2500 I'll teach you how to. So besides saving you $2000, you'll learn valuable skills that will benefit you in the future.

The customer answered: Sounds good! Let’s do it! 

My friend responded: Great! To get started, you are going to need some tools. You will need a chop saw, table saw, cordless drill, bit set, router, skill saw, jig saw, tool belt, hammer, etc..

The customer answered: But I don't have any of those tools and I can't justify buying all of these for one job.

My friend responded: Ok. Well then for an additional $300 I can rent my tools to you to use for this project. 

The customer answered: Okay. That’s fair.

My friend responded: Great! We will start the project on Monday. 

The customer answered: I work Monday through Friday. I’m only available on the weekends. 

My friend responded: If you want to learn from me then you will need to work when I work. This project will take 3 days so you will need to take 3 days off work. 

The customer answered: That means I’m going to have to sacrifice my pay for 3 days or use my vacation time! 

My friend responded: That’s true. Remember, when you do a job yourself you need to account for unproductive factors. 

The customer answered: What do you mean by that? 

My friend responded: Doing a job completely from start to finish includes time spent to plan the project, pick up materials, travel time, gas, set up time, clean up, and waste disposal amongst other things. That’s all in addition to the actual project itself.  And speaking of materials, that’s where we will start on Monday so I need you to meet me at the lumberyard at 6:00am. 

The customer answered: At 6am?!! My work day doesn’t usually start until 8am! 

My friend responded: Well then you’re in luck! My plan is to start on the deck build by 8am. But to do so we have to start at 6am to get materials picked up, loaded and delivered to your job site.

The customer answered: You know, I’m realizing that a lot more goes in to a job than what a customer sees in the finished project. Your proposal of $4500 is very reasonable. I would like you to handle the project.

CONCLUSION:

When you pay for a job, especially a custom job, (whether it’s a physical project or digital project) you pay not only for the material and the work to be completed. You also pay for:

✔️ Knowledge
✔️ Experience
✔️ Custom Skills
✔️ Tools
✔️ Time to plan
✔️ Time to prepare
✔️ Professionalism 
✔️ Work Ethic
✔️ Excellence 
✔️ Discipline 
✔️ Commitment 
✔️ Integrity 
✔️ Taxes
✔️ Licenses 
✔️ Sacrifices 
✔️ Liabilities 
✔️ Insurance 

If you request a proposal for custom work to be done, please don’t disrespect a service provider by trying to get them to lower their prices. 

If their proposal exceeds your budget, there’s nothing wrong with getting other proposals. 

Just remember.. you get what you pay for. 

👉🏼 SERVICE PROVIDERS: Know your worth and be confident in it.

👉🏼 CONSUMERS: Recognize their worth and be respectful of it. 

Sharing this to support all my friends, family and clients who are Entrepreneurs, Business Owners and Tradesman
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how to get hired for writing jobs

4 insights that will help you get hired for $10k+ copywriting jobs...

Yesterday I posted a job in the CoC job board, and had 25 people apply and send me their work...
After going through 70 pieces of copy to see who would be a good fit for us, I started to notice a few things that came up over and over again.
I figured I would share these insights here to help any copywriters who want to know what it takes for get hired for $10k-$40k copywriting jobs.
If you're still sharing every single VSL and letter with prospect employers...
if you're a woman looking to lose 20lbs or more, then this will be the most important letter you ever read" then you need to up your game. I probably read 20 letters yesterday that started out with some variation of that. You're immediately turning off the viewers when you say this, because they've heard it so many times before. It's generic and played out.

Too many people write copy without giving any thought to the audience that it's going to. I looked at at least 10 pieces of copy that could have just as easily been for a 30 year old reader as a 70 year old reader. If you're writing is this broad then you're probably missing the mark with your target audience.

 If the reader doesn't feel like "wow this is for me" when they read your piece, then you're not being specific enough to their situation.
Some people sent me 5+ copywriting samples (all in different niches) that felt like nothing but a clone of each other. This is plug-and-play copywriting, and if you're trying to write to any BIG niche like health, finance or relationships, its not going to work. 

 The "hook" for that product should really drive the copy.

 If you're new and you don't have any examples or controls under your belly, find a product out there and re-write their sales letter for them. Even if that company never uses it, this will at least give you samples to send to people who don't know you.

Hope this helps a few people...
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money doesn’t care about you

Money doesn't care about you 😧

No need to get upset, money doesn't care about me either... 

In fact, money doesn't care about anyone. 

Money does not discriminate. 

Even if we take all the money from the elites and distribute it equally among the people, it will crawl back to the pockets of the elites. 

Why? 

Coz the only thing that money cares about is value. 

Are you providing value? Does society value you? How much value are you providing? 

This is why you have 40-year-olds who a dead broke working the same 9-5 job for the last year, and 8-year-olds who are  multi-millionaires 😯

Coz 8-year-olds are providing more value than those 40-year-olds. 

When getting your first 1-3 high paying clients, lead with giving value. 

And the money will follow you! 

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Building A Face for Your Brand

Elon Musk, C.E.O. of SpaceX and Tesla (two of America’s highest valued companies. One of which is privately held), is neither a rocket scientist, a computer engineer, or a business scholar… He is all three!

*UPDATE: 2021 November. Elon Musk is now the richest in the world. Tripling Warren Buffets wealth at half the age.*

Two years later, he transferred to the University of Pennsylvania after always wanting to go to the United States to chase his supersized dreams, where he graduated in 1997 with a Bachelor of Science (BS) degree in economics (there’s your business) from the Wharton School, and a Bachelor of Arts (BA) degree in physics (there’s your rockets and things alike).

But this isn’t an Elon Musk biography?

No, it is however perhaps the world’s richest example. He didn’t build the world’s coolest companies, and in other words some of the world’s highest valued companies by being the smartest in his class… He did so by hiring the smartest, and more importantly, most dedicated team he could possibly find.

The customers and fans found that value in the very coolness of the companies he created. He now spends his time running those A-Teams and okaying their every decision. As much as he probably spends his time coming up with new and amazing creative technologies, edgy approaches, and goals to be made manifest by the same technologies his team and him create.

Oprah even admits she didn’t know what the word brand even meant for the first few years of her career. Did that stop her from doing it?

Nope.

They say “when you are at the top, you can only come down.” But Elon is reaching for the stars in the most literal sense of the phrase… He took a private company that he might have started in his backyard for all we know. And made public his goal to put people on Mars. (No doubt the vision came before the company).

18 years in, it’s already taken NASA astronauts to orbit. So, in other words, it is showing the very same government (or rather government-run entity), who showed us how to land on the moon and that we could even go to space in the first place, how to get things done. Which is pretty badass to say the least.

By taking space flight into private hands, which really means (available for the public). He indeed made his mark and name in both the science and business books of history. The reason NASA doesn’t get off of its government-funded behind is because there is no political space race so-to-speak with Russia or whoever it may be. Elon Musk, in the case for SpaceX is in a race with himself, and that is the best place to race.

Elon Musk is in other words The Face of His Brand(s).

He may tweet some silly stuff at times but between his tweets and smoking sessions in Joe Rogan’s podcast studio, he is both the mind and face, but not the body, of his dreams turned corporations.

The message, the dream, the goal to colonize Mars that he seeded in the souls of millions. With little-to-no advertising efforts or direct marketing, is the true face of the SpaceX brand.

Not the logo. Not the colours. Not the design. Not even the one-liner or slogan, which is a specialty we take very seriously here at The Block Bard.

Cheers,

Mackenzie Andres

Founder | Head of Copy

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