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Copywriting 101 – This is kinda weird… but plz read it

You know what they say about people with big socks don’t you, Prospect Name? That’s right. Big feet. The same thing doesn’t apply to big words though. ?If you think using big, scholarly-sounding words in your copy makes you sound super smart… You’ve been told a lie, Prospect Name. A LIE, I tell you! BecauseContinue reading “Copywriting 101 – This is kinda weird… but plz read it”

Opportunity for Copywriters – December

Hey mate! As you may have heard, I’m starting a new case study group for December, looking to take 10 more freelancers to $10k/mo by end of Feb next yr. I’m looking for a few specific people, so if you… Are a freelance copywriter or closer (or wanna learn and become one) Making at leastContinue reading “Opportunity for Copywriters – December”

E-Commerce – Argo helps autonomous cars avoid cyclists, The latest Lenovo ThinkPad review, Chromecast + Pluto TV?, and more?

It’s common knowledge that roads aren’t the safest place for cyclists, unfortunately. In an effort to remedy this, at least partially, autonomous car company Argo just set up new guidelines for how self-driving cars should interact with cyclists. The company worked with The League of American Bicyclists to create the guidelines and hopes that otherContinue reading “E-Commerce – Argo helps autonomous cars avoid cyclists, The latest Lenovo ThinkPad review, Chromecast + Pluto TV?, and more?”

Writer’s guilt and slimy hairballs…?

How do you feel when people say you have have to write every day to be successful? ?Do you: A) Wanna slap them in the face with one of those gross, guinea-pig-sized hairballs you find clogging up the shower tray. ? B) Leap out of bed ready to bust out 9,500 words with the excitementContinue reading “Writer’s guilt and slimy hairballs…?”

BREAKING: Massive Amazon outage takes down Alexa, Disney Plus and more

The latest news, reviews and analysis SIGN UP ? WEBSITE BIG NEWS Major Amazon outage hits Alexa, Disney Plus, Ring, PUBG and more Amazon Web Services, the web hosting service that runs 33% of the internet, went down today, affecting everything from Disney Plus to League of Legends. As of sending this newsletter, AWS isContinue reading “BREAKING: Massive Amazon outage takes down Alexa, Disney Plus and more”

Free Gift Giveaway – from “Expert Name”: Most Incredible Free Gift EVER…

AH!!! It’s Christmas morning for marketers… and I feel like Santa! Are you ready for this!?! When I first joined “Expert Name’s Community” and went into DEEP studying Expert Name… It was through an offer that Expert Name made called the “_____________” offer. (__________ stands for “______ _________ _______ _______”) I signed up for thisContinue reading “Free Gift Giveaway – from “Expert Name”: Most Incredible Free Gift EVER…”

Can You Really Call Yourself a Copywriter ???

The other day, one of my lovely students posted this in our Facebook group: “Can you call yourself a freelance copywriter if you haven’t actually been paid for work or had anything published?” Another student, Random Name (probably Mike. Mike sounds like a real name), put it like this: ?”I have zero experience as aContinue reading “Can You Really Call Yourself a Copywriter ???”

Free Webinar –How Good Are Your Story Openings?

Hi Prospect Name, ? Every speaker and writer strives to capture their reader from the first page, gripping them with an opening that won’t let go. To ensnare your readers with your opening, make sure you register for this week’s free webinar on how to start a story. I am joined by the author andContinue reading “Free Webinar –How Good Are Your Story Openings?”

Copywriting Tips: How this nervous rookie earned $50,000 from one case study

Back in 2014, I had a client who wanted me to write them a case study. I’d never worked with a company that bred regenerating perennial ryegrass before (don’t even ask). Nor had I’d ever written a case study… So at first, I said no… who the pumpkin-spiced-latte was I to write about something IContinue reading “Copywriting Tips: How this nervous rookie earned $50,000 from one case study”

Life Coach Going Live: 36 hour warning & surprise Live

We’ll make this really quick Prospect Name. (2 points in 27 seconds) 1. Wanted to warn you that if you’re ready for your next level and are planning on joining YOUR NAME for the INSERT DATE INSERT PROGRAM/SERVICE, it’s getting down to decision time since this offer closes tomorrow. This is our best price everContinue reading “Life Coach Going Live: 36 hour warning & surprise Live”